Patrick: What's the difference! Patrick: Why? SpongeBob: Sandy? SpongeBob and Patrick: Hey, Sandy! Patrick: (hopping over with arms and legs tie and coverd in bandages.) Sandy: (continues singing) I wanna wake up in texas. Wait, if you don't...I can't...augh! We apologize for any inconvenience.You are not logged in. You can't say nothing about Texas! It'd be too sad. Now?! Drawing Characters 7. Sandy: Ohh, it's nothing but a memory now. Episode Transcripts/Season 1. ( SpongeBob and Patrick start sobbing,Far away Mr. Krabs hears the song to and starts sobbing also and accidently gets hight by the cashier, two coustomers are also sobbing, one drys his eyes pon his Krabbypatty and gives it to the next person who blows his nose on it. Check out the next episode of Sheriff Sandy Cheeks showing her Texas lasso skills! [a hole opens up in the top of the dome and Sandy comes out wearing a cowgirl hat and holding a guitar. [SpongeBob's hand appears from a sand castle pineapple with his face drawn on his hand] I wonder if Patrick's at home. Episodes focusing on SpongeBob. Patrick: Yeah, who needs dumb ol' Texas? Bikini Bottom's 7 Life Strategies 11. SpongeBob! SpongeBob: Oh-ho. Sandy: (gets on to bus)I just can't do that, SpongeBob. Air Date: Mar 21, 2000 Now Streaming This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Help Wanted" from season one, which aired on May 1, 1999. Backstage Pants 2. Sandy: No, thanks. What's so great about dumb ol' Texas? Sandy: I'm tired of fish food, SpongeBob. Patrick: [hops over with arms and legs tied and covered in bandages] For you! Spongebob: (Spoingebob's foghorn alarm goes off) This is it, Gary! Graveyard Shift (voice-over) 4. [Patrick's hand comes over from a sand castle rock with his face drawn on his hand] Whatcha doin'? I wanna go home(holds note)( while her singing continues, some clams howl along) [SpongeBob and Patrick laugh] "Rock Bottom" Patrick: Git a dog, little longie! Sandy: Listen SpongeBob, right now, I don't want to build sand castles, play karate, or eat jellyfish. [Chops sand castle peak down making a sand image of Texas] There it is! [SpongeBob jumps with his halves and he gets back together] Y'all gonna take back what ya said! ), SpongeBob: Sandy? When Im so far from you texas, all I can do is cry. SpongeBob's Start 3. ... Top 10 Darkest Nickelodeon Episodes. Hey Patrick. Encyclopedia SpongeBobia is a FANDOM TV Community. [SpongeBob knocks, Sandy opens her door] SpongeBob: What?! You want to come with us to the Krusty Krab? Hi-yah! We got her! Patrick: Hiya, SpongeBob! Sandy: [walks out with two suitcases] Hey, SpongeBob. It'll be too sad. Sandy's surprise is at the Krusty Krab! SpongeBob: Uhh, Sandy? Episode Transcripts: 1st Season • 2nd Season • 3rd Season • 4th Season • 5th Season • 6th Season • 7th Season • 8th Season: ... Texas: Walking Small: 19 … SpongeBob SquarePants is an American animated television series. SpongeBob: Shh! ( pulls a lever wich brings down a metal covering on the Treedome). (goofily)Can we say that shoes from Texas are dumb? SpongeBob: [gets an idea] Oh, so you mean we can't say anything bad about... [turns around; grabs his behind and shakes it and rolls eyes] Texas! [SpongeBob and Patrick run off] We did it! You don't wanna leave without having one last Krabby Patty down at the Krusty Krab? Texas (voice-over) 5. [SpongeBob's hand appears from a sand castle pineapple with his face drawn on his hand] I wonder if Patrick's at home. Chronology Sandy: Dog-gone it, SpongeBob, what is it? The ocean's no place for a squirrel.♪ [live action Texas scenery appears behind her] ♪Wish I was in Texas, prettiest place in the world oh no. Sandy: Y'all best cut it out! Patrick's eyes bug out and he screams] Sandy cries and runs into the treedome.] Drawing the Goo Lagoon 10. Special transcripts; 1. MsMojo. Sandy: For me?! 2 1 12. This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Texas" from Season 1, which aired on March 22, 2000. Howdy y'all! Special Thanks. Please log in to get the full benefit of SpongePedia. Check it out, Sandy! We can't squat like this forever! Sandy: ♪Wish I was back in Texas. [at Sandy's house where SpongeBob & Patrick are playing leapfrog while going to her treedome] (bus drives off) I can't believe she's gone. Ahhh, what a beautiful day! Patrick: Well, let's go get some Texas and bring it down here! Sandy: I ain't crying! We let 'em go! Patrick: I'm Texas, too! Get a dog little longie! Uhh, we we're gonna...the...the...Krusty Krab...that is not the right direction! Next Written by Sherm Cohen, Vincent Waller and David Fain. SpongeBob SquarePants 136 Texas. Sandy gasps for air and pants.] Sandy: [takes out the flusher handle, attaches it to her helmet and flushes the water out again] I'm not crying, I'm laughing! 9:23. Sandy: No thanks (Enter's jellyfish feild.) What's wrong with Sandy? List Of Bikini Bottom Songs. What am I doing? Now here comes the horns! (bus speeds back doors open reveling a very angry Sandy.). She walks off sadly, while SpongeBob tries to cheer her up and offers to play with her, but Sandy explains that she is just feeling a little homesick. Hey, what's this? SpongeBob: Hey Sandy! SpongeBob: But, Sandy, don't you want to say good-bye to all your friends down at the Krusty Krab? Sandy! Transcript: The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie; Specials. [Everyone gathers around Sandy] [SpongeBob thinks, and later, Sandy is blindfolded as SpongeBob and Patrick take her somewhere] Almost there. Sandy: Oh, I guess I'm just feeling a little homesick. Spongebob Squarepants Transcripts of episode en movie scripts - Texas- spongebob squarepants script. Patrick: Get a dog little longie! Patrick: So why don't we bring some of teaxs down here! Git a dog, little longie! Run along, back to your family and friends. This is a list of transcripts from various Nickelodeon TV series and Movies. Don't spoil the surprise! I was home all along, and it took me until now to realize it. March 22, 2000See more... July 11, 2000 September 18, 2002 July 21, 2008 Patrick: Maybe it's just a little squirrel thing. SpongeBob: [laughs] We don't eat 'em! Now?! [the three are standing outside the Treedome] By the second year of production, SpongeBob had become a fully computer-animated series. Lucinamay 9675. General The entire transcript of Spongebob episode "Texas" Close. What am I doing? (Sandy starts to laugh and tears of laughter spew out and fill her helmet. Episode №: (Everyone gathers around Sandy). (man voice)I wanna go home. Sandy: SpongeBob, you've been messing with the bull! [Patrick runs after one while laughing, then falls on his face. SpongeBob & Patrick: Krusty Krab! [SpongeBob's hand appears from a sand castle pineapple with his face drawn on his hand] I wonder if Patrick's at home. Sandy: It's time for this tumbleweed to tumble on home. Check it out Sandy! SpongeBob SquarePants is an American animated television series created by marine biologist and animator, Stephen Hillenburg for Nickelodeon.The series is set in the fictional underwater city of Bikini Bottom, and centers on the adventures and endeavors of SpongeBob SquarePants, an over-optimistic sea sponge that annoys other characters. SpongeBob screams. I'll get your bags. Not feeling up to karate, huh? [both of them scream; they go around each side of a huge rock. Krusty Krab! Patrick: I'm Texas too! SpongeBob: Patrick, you can't...that's it! SpongeBob: Look, Sandy, we caught one! SpongeBob and Patrick then blindfold her and take her to her treedome, which only adds to Sandy's depression. SpongeBob: You mean we can't say anything bad about dumb ol' Texas? / Plankton tries to get SpongeBob to be mean. Jump to: navigation, search. SpongeBob: Wait Sandy! Patrick: Texas is dumb? Whatever you say Sandy. Patrick: Arrrgh! SpongeBob: Goin' over to Sandy's place. Patrick: eerr.. should I start running now? Sandy is homesick and plans to return home./The evil Plankton is up to no good once again when he tries to manipulate SpongeBob. SpongeBob: (laughs) We don't eat 'em! Pizza Delivery; Home Sweet Pineapple; Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy; ... < Episode Transcripts. Sandy: [the bus drives off again] Don't you dare take the name of Texas in vain! [Everyone cheers, except Squidward] Sandy: I'm tired of fish food, SpongeBob. This page has been accessed 13,511 times. You don't wanna leave without having one last Krabby Patty down at the Krusty Krab? SpongeBob: Good morning, Bikini Bottom! Hi-yah! [SpongeBob tries to open Sandy’s door, but it doesn’t open] Oh, it’s not opening! [surfs in the air] Surf's up, Sandy! Pulls it down and all the water drains down), SpongeBob: "Err sandy why are you crying?". Sandy: No! Remember: there's no place like home! I know they miss you as much as you miss them. It's Sandy. Ahh, what a beautiful day! (wave covers sand and ruins Sandy's Texas display). Sandy: Heck gum it, SpongeBob, what is it? This version of the theme song plays during the credits for the episode Texas. ( the three are standing outside the Treedome), SpongeBob & Patrick: Welcome home Sandy! (Sandy's rope turns into SpongeBob, SpongeBob screams. For you! You can't! (live action texas senery appears behind her)Wish I was in texas, pretteist place in the world oh no. Sandy's rope turns into the shape of SpongeBob; SpongeBob screams. Wait! Wait, if you don't...if I can't...augh! 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